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Dr. Daniels Discombobulated Highly Educated.. School Mice

 
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Sir Daniel
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PostPosted: Friday, 20 January 2012, 7:01 AM    Post subject: Dr. Daniels Discombobulated Highly Educated.. School Mice Reply with quote

here is the 13th in my Dr. Daniels series.. it exists simply because I wanted to use the word "Discombobulated" in a poem title..





Doctor Daniels
Discombobulated
Highly-Educated
Perhaps Over-Rated
Lightly Warmed,
Cool & Nice
Slightly Reformed
School-Mice




Hello, my friends, if you are like me
Then you hate taking tests that the answers are "A", "B", or "C"
After searching for a solution, far and wide
I've figured out the secret, which I will now confide

Dr. Daniels sells mice that have grown up in schools
They attended all sorts of classes, heard all sorts of rules
They specialize in tests that are multiple choice
Your studying days are over! It's time to rejoice!

Hide your mouse in your pocket (don't worry, he wont run)
Read him the test questions one by one
Read them slowly (don't let your mouse peek)
If the answer is "A", then your mouse will squeak

If the answer is "B" then.. well, just be aware
You won't hear it but there will be a smell in the air
So cross your fingers it's not "B", however, just in case
It's a good idea to have air freshener hidden some place

And if "C" is the answer that is right
Then you will know it because your mouse will bite
But don't worry, it doesn't hurt.. well, not a lot
(Just in case it's a good idea to get a rabid shot)

AND THE MOST AMAZING FACT THAT YOU WILL SEE IN PRINT?
The ANSWERS he gives are ACCURATE, up to THIRTY-THREE PERCENT!
These mice are highly educated, although Dr. Daniel's has found
After being shipped to your home, they have trouble moving around..

But give him a warm blanket, let him take a nap
Feed him the piece of cheese you have in your trap
Before you smuggle him to school, so when they pass out the test
You can read him the questions, then put your mind to rest

Because school mice are smarter than your dog or your cat
According to the latest research, they are the smarted type rat
Ooh, one more thing about them.. before I forget
When the tests is over.. they make a wonderful pet!!





2012
by db
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Janice J Kennedy
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PostPosted: Friday, 20 January 2012, 8:29 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahahaha,

Dr. Daniel, what a hoot!!! This is more than funny to me. Why?
Because you see, my daughter is taking college classes and in
one of them she need a rat to teach something or another to.
I forget what, you can already see it is smart that me.

The one was lonely, and wouldn't cooperate, so she had to go buy
another one. Thankfully they are both males. She was able to tame
them very quickly, but that was all she was able to do. Now she has two
pet rats. She ended up teaching her dog, which she already had, to do
what she needed the rat to do for her class. End of true story, my friend.

Hugs Jan Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing smileinbox Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Saturday, 21 January 2012, 21:07 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahaha, oh my.. Daniel you did a bang up job with this one. It was brilliantly brought forth and is such a wonderful and charming way.. I chuckled on every line.. Enjoyed every word... Also liked the last on how smat they are.. Great information... I so enjoy your reads, keep on keepin on..


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PostPosted: Saturday, 21 January 2012, 21:55 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Seriously Mom, you are funny! I needed the rats for behavior modification. And they are too well fed to be motivated to perform because James feeds them everything! So they are fat lazy rats Laughing Laughing Laughing Anyway, cute poem Daniel, but I think I have a better than 33% average, so I better stick to answering the questions myself!
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PostPosted: Friday, 19 April 2019, 3:34 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really that was education we are getting same is matching with the image of the rats on this page to do not understand. Become the man and get education from the assignment help online uk website that will never try to make you rats.
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