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everardo
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PostPosted: Friday, 08 August 2008, 15:05 PM    Post subject: Computer Mess Reply with quote

This is something I found and thought you'd enjoy. I only wished I wrote it! Regards, ev.

Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy in the disk,
and the macro code instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM
then quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
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PostPosted: Saturday, 09 August 2008, 11:24 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi ev,

This is a hoot!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Peggy

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PostPosted: Saturday, 09 August 2008, 12:14 PM    Post subject: Crash Reply with quote

Hi Peggy,
That was a fun read, alright. I don't know a damn thing about computers, but I believe Dr. Seuss must be right about all those gizmos. My first stand alone computer I ever bought had those floopy disks and it used to always crash. I didn't know anything about a port or a packet, but thank you very much, I did know all about my computer crashing and it wouldn't save a damn thing. I knwe I would have to START over, again. I'd forget to push the SAVE button. Naturally. Remember those days? I want to forget them. Regards, ev.
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PostPosted: Saturday, 16 August 2008, 15:12 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eve,
I have laughed so hard that I'm going to have to reboot. Great gallop gophers batman, you have tickeled my funny bone. Dancing

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PostPosted: Saturday, 16 August 2008, 15:20 PM    Post subject: funny poetry Reply with quote

Yeah, that's a funny one. I should span the globe looking for humorous poetry. I can tell ya, there's a lot of it out there. Believe it or not, if you want to read the MOST hilarious poet on the planet, start with Rudyard Kipling. That English dude was nothing short of funnnny. I should find his best funniest poetry and post that. You'd love it. Regards, everardo.
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PostPosted: Wednesday, 13 June 2018, 13:32 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is very poetry news for everyone and the bad thing is no cam read it because it is not available for printing due to a printer problem. But don't worry We are a good team of Ricoh printer support which is capable to solve your issue any type of printer
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